YOU'RE THE CEO WHO REFUSES TO CHOOSE BETWEEN BEAUTY AND BRILLIANCE, WHO KNOWS AMBITION CAN WEAR PINK, CUSS LIKE A SAILOR, CARRY A BIRKIN, AND COMMAND A BOARDROOM
I’ll do your 7-figure business’s bookkeeping. But like in a hot girl way.
YOU’RE TOO PRETTY TO FEEL THIS WAY ABOUT MONEY
➝ You’re making money, but have no idea where it’s all going
➝ Your books are a mess and tax season makes you sweat
➝ You want to scale your business but don’t know what’s actually profitable
➝ You’ve got big income energy—but your backend doesn’t match
➝ You’re tired of playing small and ready to step into your rich girl CEO era
➝ You want a financial partner who speaks your language and gets it
You don’t need another bro in a Patagonia vest telling you how to run your business. You need a partner who gets it. You need a Hot Girl CFO.PREMIUM OFFERS
PREMIUM OFFERS
THE VELVET BOARDROOM
Introducing the Velvet Boardroom Package, a high-touch, luxury financial service designed for CEOs ready to elevate their business finances with ease and sophistication.
Starting at $4,499/month, this bespoke package offers you the ultimate combination of fractional CFO support and bookkeeping services, curated to give you total clarity, control, and confidence in your financial strategy.
HERE’S WHAT’S INSIDE:-
Armed with the latest reports from the expertly kept books, we’ll develop data-driven strategies to optimize cash flow, scale profitability, and ensure you’re building wealth in a sustainable way.
We’ll tackle any mind trash that might be holding you back and work on a strategy for slaying the coming month.
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Your finances deserve to look sharp. With custom-designed dashboards, you’ll have all your critical financial data presented in a clear, intuitive format.
From cash flow to profitability trends, you’ll get real-time insights that allow you to make informed, strategic decisions at a glance.
No more deciphering spreadsheets—just seamless, visual reporting tailored for you.
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Say goodbye to messy email threads and missed messages. With Azura, a cutting-edge communication platform, you’ll enjoy streamlined, organized communication with our team. Features include:
Real-time updates so you're always in the loop
File sharing and seamless integration for all your financial documents
Voice notes and mentions to keep communication quick and clear
This platform ensures you have a direct, organized, and secure line to your fractional CFO team, keeping everything running smoothly behind the scenes.
PLEASURE LEDGER™
Bookkeeping only (minimum 6-month contracts, beginning at $999/mo. - discounted for PIF)
Pleasure Ledger™ Bookkeeping Subscription is a seamless, high-touch service for CEOs who want financial clarity without the hassle of managing the books. Starting at $999/month, this package takes the stress out of bookkeeping so you can focus on growing your business, knowing your finances are in expert hands.
Here’s what you’ll get:-
From tracking every transaction to delivering detailed monthly reports, I make sure your books are always up-to-date and tax-ready.
Accurate monthly financial reports tailored to your business needs.
Bank reconciliations and expense categorization to keep everything organized and clear.
Streamlined financial processes so you’re always prepared for tax season and confident in your numbers.
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With the Pleasure Ledger™ subscription, you’ll have a clear picture of where your money is going and how it’s working for you.
No more guessing, no more scrambling, just organized, reliable financials that let you make smarter decisions for your business.
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This platform makes staying on top of your finances easy and efficient with:
Real-time messaging and updates from your bookkeeper
Document sharing for quick access to reports and financial files
Voice notes to streamline communication without the clutter of email
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My high-level service ensures you’ll always have the information you need, when you need it, without ever lifting a finger.
The Pleasure Ledger™ is designed for CEOs who want an elevated experience where everything runs smoothly behind the scenes, with your financials in perfect order.
ADD-ONS
If you want a financial experience that goes beyond standard service, then these strategic enhancements exist for CEOs who understand that true luxury lies in the details. Consider these your financial finishing touches, the same way you'd never forget your signature scent.
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• Process all contractor and employee payments
• Handle your CEO payroll
• Payroll tax payments
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• Set up separate accounts for different purposes
• Know exactly how much you can spend
• Make sure you’re putting aside enough for taxes
• Finally pay yourself consistently
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• Know exactly who owes you and when it’s due
• Track when your bills need to be paid
• Get reminders for upcoming expenses
• See which clients still need to pay
• Never miss a payment deadline
CO-BOOKKEEPING
EXPERT HAND-HOLDING
This is the hybrid model for the hot girl CEO who doesn’t want to hand it all off—yet.
You’ll still be doing your books. I’ll be in your corner making sure it’s right and refining your systems.
No more second-guessing your categorization choices or pretending your P&L doesn’t exist.
This isn’t meant to last forever, it’s meant to set you up for the smoothest (like cookie butter) handoff of your life.
By the end of our time together, we’ll have a clear plan in place for you to transition into fully done-for-you support (like Pleasure Ledger™).
This is perfect for you if…
• You’re like this 🤏🏼close to being ready to fully outsource
• You’re craving structure, accountability, and strategy (not templates)
• You want to stop second-guessing your systems and categories
Here’s what you’ll get:-
We’ll get your system set up your way, using the platform you’re already in (or one that actually makes sense).
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Each month, I comb through your books to catch errors and keep everything clean and compliant.
You’ll receive targeted feedback so you can make real-time improvements and build stronger habits.
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This platform makes staying on top of your finances easy and efficient with:
Real-time messaging and updates from your bookkeeper
Document sharing for quick access to reports and financial files
Voice notes to streamline communication without the clutter of email
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My role in this container is to review, refine, and guide, not to do your books for you.
You’ll stay hands-on, while I help you make smarter, cleaner decisions with every transaction.
I also don’t file taxes, but I will help you prep clean, audit-proof financials your CPA will actually thank you for.
In order to complete your monthly review, your books must be submitted by the 20th of each month. I won’t chase you down for updates, if the deadline is missed, that month’s review will be skipped, and the fee will still apply.
ONE-OFFS
For the CEO who needs a strategic financial intervention without the long-term commitment. These signature experiences deliver immediate clarity, structure, and direction with all the luxury touches you deserve.
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I step into your business for a week like it’s mine. We pull apart what’s not working, rebuild what needs to be restructured, and sharpen your financial leadership so you’re finally moving like the CEO you want to embody.
You get a CFO. You get a plan. You get to feel like the one in charge again.
INCLUDES:
• Full Business Diagnosis (Pre-call prep)
I review your numbers, systems, payment structures, payroll habits, P&L blind spots. What are you tolerating? What’s leaking? Where are you playing it small?• CEO Strategy Call (The first session)
This is a closed-door exec meeting where we make big decisions. Pricing. Payroll. Payouts.• High-Touch Financial Direction (Post-call)
For one week, you’re not alone with your questions. I walk you through changes, help you implement, and tighten the screws on what we restructured without you needing to translate the strategy into action on your own.• DFY get my hands dirty
I love to get my hands dirty so some things I’ll be doing for you.$5,200
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Maybe last year was a whirlwind of business growth, personal adventures, & unforgettable moments, leaving your financial records a bit tangled. No worries, babe – I’ve got just the thing to get your money life back in order.
INCLUDES:
• Full cleanup of your bookkeeping for the past quarter
• Organized financial reports delivered to you
• Follow-up call or email summary to walk you through your updated numbers + next steps$6,000 (flat fee for most cases)
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Just like you deserve a day of pampering & luxury, so do your finances. Let’s turn a whole quarter of bookkeeping into a blissful experience that leaves you feeling rejuvenated & ready to conquer the world.
INCLUDES:
• Deep clean and reconciliation of your books for the quarter
• Polished financial statements (P&L, balance sheet, cash flow)
• A personalized review + recommendations to keep things smooth and stress-free going forward$1,500 (for US-based service providers only)
KIND words FROM THE BEST CLIENTS IN THE world
Your money team doesn't have to come with beige
personalities and crusty spreadsheets. You deserve sharp strategy, warm energy, and financial support that feels like two girly pops yapping at brunch over bottomless mimosas.
We are fully grown CEO women running multi-6, 7, and 8-figure businesses. We are payroll queens, contract negotiators, empire builders who hold multi-million-dollar client portfolios in one hand and the future of entire industries in the other and yes, we still have lip gloss in our bags.
You were never meant to shrink yourself to survive outdated rooms or minimize your magic to make others more comfortable.
Stay sexy. Stay strategic. Stay stacked.