🍒 not your daddy’s crusty, dusty accountant
🍒 not your daddy’s crusty, dusty accountant
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Odds are, you enjoy making money way more than you like tracking it.
You know what your zone of genius is in your business & it ain’t bookkeeping, that’s for damn sure.
It is my PLEASURE to take this task off of your plate.
(your plate is already filled with yummy charcuterie, I just know it).
Imagine freeing up your time to do what you love most, while I handle the numbers with finesse.
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CFO Snack 🍸
Ready for a taste of what it's like to have your finances luxuriously managed by a pro? Enter the CFO Snack—a 75-minute one-on-one call designed to give you a sneak peek into the velvet-lined world of the Hot Girl CFO experience. You get: a call with me, a custom financial strategy packet bound and mailed to your door, and 1 week of follow up chat support in Azura.
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Previous Year Bookkeeping Cleanup
Has your bookkeeping been a little… neglected? Maybe last year was a whirlwind of business growth, personal adventures, & unforgettable moments, leaving your financial records a bit tangled. No worries, babe – I’ve got just the thing to get your money life back in order.
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Bookkeeping spa day
It’s time to treat your money to the ultimate indulgence – a Bookkeeping Spa Day! Just like you deserve a day of pampering & luxury, so do your finances. Let’s turn a whole quarter of bookkeeping into a blissful experience that leaves you feeling rejuvenated & ready to conquer the world.
$1,500 for US based service providers only
the Velvet Boardroom 🍒
Fractional CFO + Bookkeeping (minimum 12 month contracts, beginning at $3,499/mo. - discounted for annual PIF)
Introducing the Velvet Boardroom Package, a high-touch, luxury financial service designed for CEOs ready to elevate their business finances with ease and sophistication.
Starting at $3499/month, this bespoke package offers you the ultimate combination of fractional CFO support and bookkeeping services, curated to give you total clarity, control, and confidence in your financial strategy.
Here’s what’s inside the Velvet Boardroom experience:
Monthly Boardroom Meeting.
Armed with the latest reports from the expertly kept books, we’ll develop data-driven strategies to optimize cash flow, scale profitability, and ensure you’re building wealth in a sustainable way.
We’ll tackle any mind trash that might be holding you back and work on a strategy for slaying the coming month.
gorgeous dashboards.
Your finances deserve to look sharp. With custom-designed dashboards, you’ll have all your critical financial data presented in a clear, intuitive format.
From cash flow to profitability trends, you’ll get real-time insights that allow you to make informed, strategic decisions at a glance.
No more deciphering spreadsheets—just seamless, visual reporting tailored for you.
VIP Communication Platform.
Say goodbye to messy email threads and missed messages. With Azura, a cutting-edge communication platform, you’ll enjoy streamlined, organized communication with our team. Features include:
Real-time updates so you're always in the loop
File sharing and seamless integration for all your financial documents
Voice notes and mentions to keep communication quick and clear
This platform ensures you have a direct, organized, and secure line to your fractional CFO team, keeping everything running smoothly behind the scenes.
All that AND full-service bookkeeping included 🤤
pleasure ledger 💸
Bookkeeping only (minimum 6 month contracts, beginning at $750/mo. - discounted for PIF)
Pleasure Ledger Bookkeeping Subscription is a seamless, high-touch service for CEOs who want financial clarity without the hassle of managing the books. Starting at $750/month, this package takes the stress out of bookkeeping so you can focus on growing your business, knowing your finances are in expert hands.
Here’s what you’ll get with Pleasure Ledger:
🧾 Full-Service Bookkeeping
From tracking every transaction to delivering detailed monthly reports, I make sure your books are always up-to-date and tax-ready.
Accurate monthly financial reports tailored to your business needs.
Bank reconciliations and expense categorization to keep everything organized and clear.
Streamlined financial processes so you’re always prepared for tax season and confident in your numbers.
💼 Cash Flow Confidence
With the Pleasure Ledger subscription, you’ll have a clear picture of where your money is going and how it’s working for you.
No more guessing, no more scrambling, just organized, reliable financials that let you make smarter decisions for your business.
✨ Effortless Financial Clarity
My high-level service ensures you’ll always have the information you need, when you need it, without ever lifting a finger.
The Pleasure Ledger is designed for CEOs who want an elevated experience where everything runs smoothly behind the scenes, with your financials in perfect order.
💬 Azura VIP Communication Platform
This platform makes staying on top of your finances easy and efficient with:
Real-time messaging and updates from your bookkeeper
Document sharing for quick access to reports and financial files
Voice notes to streamline communication without the clutter of email
add-ons menu 🙋🏼♀️
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Process all contractor and employee payments
Handle your CEO payroll
Payroll tax payments
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Set up separate accounts for different purposes
Know exactly how much you can spend
Make sure you're putting aside enough for taxes
Finally pay yourself consistently
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Know exactly who owes you money and when it's due
Track when your bills need to be paid
Get reminders for upcoming expenses
See which clients still need to pay
Never miss a payment deadline
